things and words of a white twenty-two-year-old writer, transhumanist, pansexual, atheist, feminist, human. currently in sheboygan, wi. i sometimes talk to people, so feel free to be one of those people.

lovely things include parks and rec, misfits, the hunger games, joss whedon, buffy, dollhouse, jthm, zombies, swedish, eureka, warehouse 13, donnie darko, 28 days later, l4d, my mad fat diary, harry potter, science, criminal minds, science fiction, and much more.

INTP.

Dear Future Girlfriend,

grotesquejak:

squ33ble:

fruitpunchg:

gentleman-of-the-day:

I’m going to make you a sandwich.

This seems retarded, right?

See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around. 

But no. I’m not like that. 

I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.

You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.

Sincerely, 

Me.

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And ableism, all mixed into one ridiculous post!

I get the post and how ridiculous the guy sounds…but what would you want someone to say then? Honestly?

How about, “We can make each other food if we want to, because either of us is capable?” Also, not trying to sound “unique” because you’re decent enough not to make kitchen jokes.

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