julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion they aren’t “sad” when you abort them they do not “realize what is happening” And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater. It also came with a little hat. My cat hates me.
sweetbrandiwine: Remember Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
Castiel: blueeyeboy: Castiel: SamWinchester: DeanWinchester: Bitch. Jerk. I don’t understand that reference. How do you not understand it are you in this fandom
alabasterbones: i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
kyssthis16: quintessentially-queer: theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about. MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD BOW!
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
thelilnan: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base I finally understand dubstep
chaosghost: stoleyourgirlfriendand: perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—” “OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—” “OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—” “BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy