things and words of a white twenty-one-year-old writer, transhumanist, bisexual (pansexual?), atheist, feminist, human. currently in sheboygan, wi. i sometimes talk to people, so feel free to be one of those people.
lovely things include parks and rec, misfits, the hunger games, joss whedon, buffy, dollhouse, jthm, zombies, swedish, eureka, warehouse 13, donnie darko, 28 days later, l4d, my mad fat diary, harry potter, science, criminal minds, science fiction, and much more.
Forced a smile. From earlier. At least my brows look okay.
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR
I should have kissed you sooner.
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.